Every year, like clockwork, someone makes sure to do something clever like this. Dont forget to set your max ttl to a little over 100 so you get ALL the lyrics. You don't want to miss out on a Christmas miracle.
$ traceroute -m 120 xmas.futile.net traceroute to xmas.futile.net (77.75.106.106), 120 hops max, 60 byte packets 1 ec2-50-112-0-86.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com (50.112.0.86) 1.700 ms ec2-50-112-0-82.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com (50.112.0.82) 2.160 ms 2.121 ms 2 100.64.1.143 (100.64.1.143) 1.287 ms 100.64.1.157 (100.64.1.157) 1.850 ms 100.64.1.179 (100.64.1.179) 1.514 ms 3 100.64.0.114 (100.64.0.114) 1.697 ms 100.64.0.56 (100.64.0.56) 1.431 ms 100.64.0.66 (100.64.0.66) 1.637 ms 4 100.64.16.89 (100.64.16.89) 0.816 ms 100.64.16.29 (100.64.16.29) 0.870 ms 100.64.16.153 (100.64.16.153) 0.929 ms 5 205.251.232.166 (205.251.232.166) 3.181 ms 2.279 ms 54.239.48.184 (54.239.48.184) 1.175 ms 6 205.251.232.154 (205.251.232.154) 1.731 ms 1.315 ms 205.251.232.198 (205.251.232.198) 1.409 ms 7 205.251.232.89 (205.251.232.89) 7.241 ms 205.251.232.91 (205.251.232.91) 8.558 ms 205.251.232.78 (205.251.232.78) 7.016 ms 8 205.251.225.201 (205.251.225.201) 7.385 ms 205.251.226.226 (205.251.226.226) 6.461 ms 205.251.226.192 (205.251.226.192) 5.849 ms 9 ae-8.r04.sttlwa01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (198.104.202.189) 8.910 ms ae-18.r05.sttlwa01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.201.177) 7.586 ms ae-8.r04.sttlwa01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (198.104.202.189) 8.911 ms 10 ae-7.r21.sttlwa01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.5.48) 7.377 ms ae-6.r21.sttlwa01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.5.44) 6.058 ms 8.077 ms 11 ae-3.r22.nycmny01.us.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.2.50) 73.357 ms 74.689 ms 71.985 ms 12 ae-5.r22.londen03.uk.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.3.127) 145.012 ms 153.988 ms 154.003 ms 13 ae-1.r02.londen03.uk.bb.gin.ntt.net (129.250.5.25) 142.310 ms 143.254 ms 144.756 ms 14 xe-0-0-3.edge00.the.uk.hso-group.net (62.73.169.34) 155.629 ms 153.431 ms 170.395 ms 15 xe-3-3.core00.the.uk.hso-group.net (93.89.91.13) 154.304 ms 145.935 ms 155.607 ms 16 xe-4-4.core00.thw.uk.hso-group.net (77.75.108.135) 161.489 ms 170.428 ms 168.645 ms 17 xe-8-4.core00.thn.uk.hso-group.net (77.75.108.137) 145.769 ms 151.782 ms 150.956 ms 18 xe-4-4.core00.gs1.uk.hso-group.net (77.75.108.160) 155.492 ms 154.586 ms 153.756 ms 19 ae0-1203.edge00.sov.uk.hso-group.net (46.17.60.117) 162.573 ms 145.314 ms 156.443 ms 20 xoxoxoxoxoxo.Ho.Ho.Ho.xoxoxoxoxoxo (93.89.84.75) 152.557 ms 148.137 ms 149.111 ms 21 ooooxooooooxooo.V.ooooooxooooxoooo (82.133.91.37) 148.166 ms 158.433 ms 157.012 ms 22 ooxoooooxooooo.MMM.ooooooooxxoooxo (82.133.91.18) 146.747 ms 150.743 ms 148.490 ms 23 oooxoooooxooo.EEEEE.oooxoooooxoooo (82.133.91.63) 155.556 ms 150.612 ms 149.207 ms 24 ooooxooxooox.RRRRRRR.ooooooxooooox (82.133.91.56) 150.052 ms 147.187 ms 147.717 ms 25 oxooooooxoo.RRRRRRRRR.oooxooooooxo (82.133.91.55) 146.850 ms 157.273 ms 163.567 ms 26 xoooxooooo.YYYYYYYYYYY.oooxooooxoo (82.133.91.58) 146.490 ms 155.792 ms 155.358 ms 27 ooxoooooxooooo.CCC.ooooooooxoooxoo (82.133.91.96) 147.694 ms 146.370 ms 146.917 ms 28 oooooxooo.HHHHHHHHHHHHH.oxoooxoooo (82.133.91.23) 156.264 ms 157.224 ms 147.976 ms 29 ooxooxoo.RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.ooxoooxoo (82.133.91.49) 149.529 ms 157.479 ms 146.768 ms 30 oxoooxo.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.oooxooxo (82.133.91.60) 147.004 ms 149.610 ms 146.144 ms 31 oooxoo.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.ooxoooo (82.133.91.42) 159.816 ms 147.422 ms 147.647 ms 32 oooxoooxoooooo.TTT.ooooooooooooxoo (82.133.91.61) 146.592 ms 150.407 ms 147.971 ms 33 ooxoo.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.oooxo (82.133.91.34) 158.860 ms 157.308 ms 146.151 ms 34 xxoo.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.oxoo (82.133.91.80) 157.832 ms 154.396 ms 147.990 ms 35 oxo.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.ooo (82.133.91.40) 147.656 ms 157.133 ms 146.486 ms 36 ooxooooooooooo.XXX.oooooooooooooxo (82.133.91.35) 156.158 ms 147.422 ms 148.664 ms 37 oxoooooooooooo.XXX.ooooooooooooxxo (82.133.91.10) 156.621 ms 156.882 ms 149.265 ms 38 Oh.the.weather.outside.is.frightful (82.133.91.41) 156.463 ms 159.244 ms 149.237 ms 39 But.the.fire.is.so.delightful (82.133.91.19) 155.633 ms 155.197 ms 148.495 ms 40 And.since.weve.no.place.to.go (82.133.91.77) 163.198 ms 148.568 ms 157.004 ms 41 Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow (82.133.91.43) 145.524 ms 148.442 ms 148.235 ms 42 xXx (82.133.91.24) 154.886 ms 156.168 ms 148.119 ms 43 It.doesnt.show.signs.of.stopping (82.133.91.36) 155.728 ms 149.842 ms 147.509 ms 44 And.Ive.bought.some.corn.for.popping (82.133.91.73) 156.513 ms 155.195 ms 148.890 ms 45 The.lights.are.turned.way.down.low (82.133.91.76) 156.784 ms 156.929 ms 149.023 ms 46 Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow (82.133.91.67) 157.132 ms 147.427 ms 146.847 ms 47 xXx (82.133.91.38) 155.047 ms 157.809 ms 158.599 ms 48 When.we.finally.kiss.good.night (82.133.91.62) 148.095 ms 156.498 ms 155.979 ms 49 How.Ill.hate.going.out.in.the.storm (82.133.91.45) 144.783 ms 153.313 ms 154.611 ms 50 But.if.youll.really.hold.me.tight (82.133.91.78) 145.371 ms 147.084 ms 154.588 ms 51 All.the.way.home.Ill.be.warm (82.133.91.17) 148.071 ms 148.590 ms 147.392 ms 52 xXx (82.133.91.70) 151.266 ms 148.426 ms 146.638 ms 53 The.fire.is.slowly.dying (82.133.91.95) 156.077 ms 155.992 ms 157.804 ms 54 And.my.dear.were.still.goodbying (82.133.91.57) 149.232 ms 157.089 ms 155.868 ms 55 But.as.long.as.you.love.me.so (82.133.91.31) 147.339 ms 148.318 ms 156.999 ms 56 Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow.Let.It.Snow (82.133.91.53) 153.937 ms 155.810 ms 147.369 ms 57 oOo (82.133.91.94) 162.711 ms 148.860 ms 154.739 ms 58 Ho.Ho.Ho.Are.We.Having.Fun.Yet (82.133.91.64) 148.437 ms 156.270 ms 163.520 ms 59 M.E.R.R.Y.C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S (82.133.91.86) 153.629 ms 146.195 ms 154.195 ms 60 oOo (82.133.91.15) 156.081 ms 145.935 ms 155.280 ms 61 Dashing.through.the.snow (82.133.91.14) 146.503 ms 150.094 ms 155.717 ms 62 In.a.one-horse.open.sleigh (82.133.91.83) 156.842 ms 156.586 ms 159.232 ms 63 Over.the.fields.we.go (82.133.91.27) 155.382 ms 146.111 ms 146.592 ms 64 Laughing.all.the.way (82.133.91.71) 156.139 ms 164.653 ms 148.819 ms 65 Bells.on.bobtail.ring (82.133.91.79) 156.060 ms 153.467 ms 147.566 ms 66 Making.spirits.bright (82.133.91.75) 154.545 ms 146.811 ms 164.212 ms 67 What.fun.it.is.to.ride.and.sing (82.133.91.82) 146.802 ms 156.057 ms 157.627 ms 68 A.sleighing.song.tonight (82.133.91.98) 147.468 ms 148.048 ms 148.202 ms 69 oOo (82.133.91.29) 169.488 ms 156.140 ms 146.594 ms 70 Jingle.bells.jingle.bells (82.133.91.91) 149.405 ms 147.309 ms 149.885 ms 71 Jingle.all.the.way (82.133.91.81) 147.528 ms 152.163 ms 162.643 ms 72 Oh.what.fun.it.is.to.ride (82.133.91.21) 148.221 ms 148.672 ms 155.447 ms 73 In.a.one-horse.open.sleigh (82.133.91.30) 145.895 ms 150.218 ms 150.723 ms 74 Jingle.bells.jingle.bells (82.133.91.59) 157.465 ms 157.238 ms 148.593 ms 75 Jingle.all.the.way (82.133.91.32) 149.462 ms 148.965 ms 150.207 ms 76 Oh.what.fun.it.is.to.ride (82.133.91.74) 156.425 ms 153.923 ms 148.276 ms 77 In.a.one-horse.open.sleigh (82.133.91.87) 146.874 ms 156.538 ms 149.652 ms 78 M-E-R-R-Y--C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S (82.133.91.72) 145.625 ms 156.200 ms 146.071 ms 79 Have.yourself.a.merry.little.Christmas (82.133.91.90) 155.789 ms 147.145 ms 156.051 ms 80 Let.your.heart.be.light (82.133.91.47) 148.308 ms 153.645 ms 147.440 ms 81 From.now.on (82.133.91.12) 148.154 ms 146.651 ms 149.013 ms 82 our.troubles.will.be.out.of.sight (82.133.91.99) 155.112 ms 154.470 ms 155.005 ms 83 oOo (82.133.91.22) 148.033 ms 150.713 ms 150.175 ms 84 Have.yourself.a.merry.little.Christmas (82.133.91.68) 148.183 ms 163.155 ms 155.142 ms 85 Make.the.Yule-tide.gay (82.133.91.52) 146.391 ms 144.659 ms 147.140 ms 86 From.now.on (82.133.91.66) 145.505 ms 146.407 ms 145.916 ms 87 our.troubles.will.be.miles.away (82.133.91.54) 148.138 ms 146.840 ms 153.899 ms 88 oOo (82.133.91.93) 162.987 ms 147.289 ms 156.463 ms 89 Here.we.are.as.in.olden.days (82.133.91.25) 156.433 ms 147.995 ms 157.982 ms 90 Happy.golden.days.of.yore (82.133.91.89) 155.275 ms 149.958 ms 155.338 ms 91 Faithful.friends.who.are.dear.to.us (82.133.91.46) 153.740 ms 146.164 ms 147.598 ms 92 Gather.near.to.us.once.more (82.133.91.69) 156.085 ms 154.181 ms 146.960 ms 93 oOo (82.133.91.85) 154.229 ms 145.904 ms 154.842 ms 94 Through.the.years (82.133.91.39) 159.886 ms 158.502 ms 148.180 ms 95 We.all.will.be.together (82.133.91.33) 147.462 ms 147.589 ms 158.578 ms 96 If.the.Fates.allow (82.133.91.44) 145.665 ms 155.215 ms 149.548 ms 97 Hang.a.shining.star.upon.the.highest.bough (82.133.91.97) 156.918 ms 155.705 ms 163.390 ms 98 And.have.yourself.A.merry.little.Christmas.now (82.133.91.88) 155.173 ms 145.481 ms 153.135 ms 99 o.O (82.133.91.11) 156.867 ms 145.141 ms 156.870 ms 100 48.61.70.70.79.20.48.6f.6c.69.64.61.79.73.20.46.72.65.65.6e.6f.64.65.20.23.63.69.73.63.6f (82.133.91.51) 148.932 ms 155.109 ms 155.636 ms 101 oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo.MyssT.oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo (77.75.106.106) 155.663 ms 150.728 ms 150.342 ms